Sometimes people just aren’t ready to hear the answer or even the question. Layton Purdy asked, “Why does it rain so much in Florida and so little in Arizona?”
The next thing he knew one Secret Service Agent pressed his face into the carpet, another had a knee on his back and a third one held a gun on him.
At that moment, two thoughts crossed his mind. First, the carpets in the Oval Office are really soft, and second, President Theresa Brandt looks really tall from down here.